Wrong Bug

I took Macey and Ryan to the park this evening. Ryan was telling sister all the sports that can be played at this particular park. "You can play soccer, baseball, football, and cockroach." Huh, well, I'm not sure that crickets look like cockroaches, but certainly in Ryan's mind they look enough alike to have the same label. I'm wondering if he had actually seen a cricket match if he would have said, 'painting,' since the players all wear white like house painters.